Elton John Water BottleWe can only wish we were this cool. But we're not. So here's a Water Bottle of someone who really is.

We were musing on brochure text from a National Portrait Gallery exhibitions which posed the pertinent question "What is it about Barbara Streisand that drew me to her as a young boy of 12 or 13 living in Newcastle

Get cookin' with divine style

A perfect gift for any occasion

" and because he went before every other reality show

You fancy him a bit

legendary GODDESS

If you need a reminder

Instantly become somebody's guardian angel with a personalised prayer candle

YASSSSSSSSSSS

Saint Stevie

no home shrine is complete without this

Time to get lit