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A cartoon angry face with furrowed brows and a frown sits between two solid stars

The text is layered over a detailed white spiderweb illustration that fills the background behind the lettering

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" in bold red block capitals with a blue and white stripe pattern inside the letters

proud-milestone energy

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" on the right in smaller vertical text

The pickle has a smug grin

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A large yellow circle resembling a vintage vinyl record label sits centered on a royal blue tee

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White cursive script text reads "Whiners" with a classic baseball tail swash underneath