Men's Texas Heat SocksEverything's bigger in Texas. Even the jackrabbits, apparently, which appear to be large enough to ride? Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 7 12. 5 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex

you’ll be pure poultry in motion

Who’s next

Sometimes when I’m having a bad day I look up ‘fuzzy bee butt’ online

and let’s not forget

and the sock too

dual-threaded optic fiber inlay with a detachable remote inset camera for maximum visibility

Hear the patriotic pitter-patter of their tiny feet as they wreak havoc in some far-flung corner of your house

just don’t be a dick

we’ll usually follow that up with “they’ve aged like a fine wine

No doy they’re chewy

unless you wanna fast-track to the afterlife anyway

If they did it on accident