Bad Bear Inappropriate 3D Greeting CardWell isnt this teddy bear sneaky as f***. For Valentines Day, make your (obviously) better half smile with this adult 3D greeting card. The front cover features a smiley brown bear holding an I Love You candy heart. Whats that? Bad bear wants something else. As your significant other opens this inappropriate pop up card, the cuddle bug inside pops a raging, no foreplay boner. Classic. If your act of kindness inspires two or more whole minutes of

Individually Hand-Signed by the ACTUAL President of ZFG Inc

This is the ultimate gift for your fisherman

masterfully crafted to resemble a football

don’t let the spore muncher look in the mirror again

This will steam inside your chicken keep your chicken moist- Season your bird on a cutting board- Assemble stand

“Just the Tip Teal”

Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks

Makes a great White Elephant Gift

Whether displayed on a home bar

you can trim the decal to fit around the wiper arm if yours is mounted through the window

or grandpa

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