Santa's Shit List - Baby TeeThere is a list. It is not the nice one. Your kid made it with confidence and zero regret. The Details: White retro text reads "I'm On Santa's" arched around a cartoon poop emoji wearing a red Santa hat with a smiling face. "List" appears in large bold white block text below. White sparkle accents and dots surround the design. Holiday humor meets emoji culture on a black tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton.

The kid trying to eat an ornament

"The" and "Is Real" appear in blocky uppercase lettering with a slight outline

Then it bit you and threw up on the rug

and four-pointed stars fill the surrounding space

The comedy hall of fame has a permanent resident

Valentine's Day at daycare is a numbers game

a teal Dracula vampire

brushstroke-style font centered on the chest

bold orange uppercase sans-serif text reads "I'm Not Listening" in two stacked lines

confident layout on a black tee

Flatlock seams and double-needle ribbed binding throughout

all with mischievous grins