I Came. I Napped. & Got Wasted. – Distressed Dad HatBring humor and laid back style to your outdoor adventures with the Distressed Dad Hat. Embroidered with the witty phrase I Came. I Napped. & Got Wasted, this cap is the perfect companion for campers, nappers, and anyone who enjoys the outdoors in comfort. Made from 100% preshrunk cotton twill, this unstructured, six panel hat offers a relaxed, low profile fit that feels broken in from the first wear. The soft crown and distressed detailing give it

Command respect

This tongue-in-cheek tee lets every mom or dad broadcast a universal truth while staying comfy through the chaos

6mm round cut cubic zirconia stone

This isn’t just any hat—it’s the official uniform of the man in charge

Upgrade Dad’s wardrobe with a T-shirt that speaks the truth—because let’s face it

and everything in between

This sleek MagSafe-compatible wallet is made from premium vegan leather (available in black ) and features the bold

Durable print that holds up wash after wash

Fatherhood isn't easy

Stand-Out Design: Crisp white print on classic black makes the message pop and guarantees laughs wherever you go

and perfect for school drop-offs

ribbed cuffs that keep their shape